كاغ تهنىء الحكومة لاقرارها التعيينات الامنية والعسكرية: خطوة مهمة لضمان فعالية المؤسسات

The fact that Lebanon need a congratulations show how messed up the country is. Thanks to the dogs of Syria and Iran.

What a shame to be reminded that was in normal anywhere in the world is somehow exceptional in Lebanon.

There was some good news in her announcement, however. She noted that France's withdrawal of fifth-generation combat berets from the Lebanese arsenal had "opened the field to indigenous, Christian-Arab fashion proclivities" and called on Lebanon's Minister for Fashion Defence, Patriarch al Rahi, to "open the sepulcher and bring forth a new Lazarus of Middle-east fashion sense to combat Iranian fashion aggression." The French berets are caught up in the scandal with KSA concerning a recent ski holiday in Switzerland where three billion dollars worth of combat berets were lost in a ravine. President Obama has promised to replace the berets as soon as Hillary Clinton's election is straightened out. Israel called on the UN to hold a full non-investigation. "Stability is all we ever wanted," said Israel's Minister for Genocide and Subject Peoples, Tony "Ralph" al Thani.